About: Remote Control

It’s probably somewhere under your seat cushion. No? Ok, did you look under the couch? Geez, don’t get pissed at me, I’m just trying to help. Find it yourself, you jerk. I know where it ain’t: the gym, you lazy SOB.

There's a reference to Remote Control buried somewhere ↓ here:


Written by Mr. Bessler on December 28, 1979

Don’t have to turn the tv knobs anymore, because it has a remote control thing. LOOK AT ALL THE BUTTONS! Read more »