Sometimes I think I’m never gonna beat Castle Wolfenstein

Written by Mr. Bessler on December 29, 1983

So pissed. Why do I keep freaking-out and run-into the walls after I lose my uniform and Schnapps? Steve wins all the time when he plays. Probably because he has a joystick and I’m stuck using A, Z, and Arrows. Pfft. I’m still the best in the block at Bird and Erving One-On-One. That game is better, anyway.