Birthday gift card · So, how old are you now? Wow, that’s crazy. Yeah, time flies doesn’t it? Anyhoo, here’s something shiny and metal for ya. Oh, and you should really stop playing Cookie Jam. This isn’t just your birthday party, it’s also an intervention.

Christmas gift card · The die-cut packaging folds-down into a fancy envelope.

Holographic gift card · A Best Buy-branded gift card that’s suitable for any occasion. Your sister finally stopped feathering her hair? Show your appreciation with this generic piece of plastic. Did your buddy just get out of prison? BANG! Here’s fifty-bucks, pal.

Holiday gift card · Both the packaging and the card feature obscene amounts foil, die-cuts and embossing.

Line illustrations for Holiday gift card packaging · Damn, that’s festive.

Graduation gift card · Hey! We had some great times in Mr. Franklin’s Organic Chem class. We should hang-out this summer, when you’re not “working” at the car wash, hahaha!! Stay cool and peace-out, Bojangles.

Pixel art for Graduation gift card · Each pixel was lovingly-placed. You can decide if it is: A) art, B) commerce or C) the by-product of a botched behavioral therapy experiment.

Music, Movies and Games gift cards · More foil than Reynolds. More glitter than Footloose (original recipe, not that Bacon-less remake).

Father’s Day gift card · A clear plastic card with raised remote control buttons. The buttons don’t actually work, just like your over-active Facebook friends.

Holiday card in jewel case · The card has a tiny die-cut of a package with a bow on it. The jewel case looks like a package with a bow on it. Then you throw it in a box, wrap it up and put a bow on it. Seems like overkill, really.