• Mr. Bessler is a

    designer &
    web dinosaur.

  • Hmmmm…

    not sure what
    else
    to say…







  • He’s a

    AAA
    Member.

  • That shows he’s…umm…

    practical,
    I guess.

  • Are you

    asleep
    yet?

Ninety-nine-percent Flash-free since 1973.
These world wide web pages are not mobile-friendly.

Although, modern phones are now approaching the size of phone books, so maybe we’re good.



BOLD. DYNAMIC. MONOCHROME.

Those one-word sentences accurately describe the turkey sandwich Mr. Bessler had for lunch yesterday. There might have been a mozzarella cheese stick and apple slices on the side. I don’t know. Either way, this geriatric has the eating habits of a damn toddler.