• Mr. Bessler is a

    designer &
    web dinosaur.

  • Hmmmm…

    not sure what
    else
    to say…







  • He’s a

    AAA
    Member.

  • That shows he’s…umm…

    practical,
    I guess.

  • Are you

    asleep
    yet?

Ninety-nine-percent Flash-free since 1973.
Much like Mr. Bessler, this world wide web site is likely insecure.

It's also not mobile-friendly. However, "modern" phones are now approaching the size of phone books, so maybe we’re good.

(Phone books were thick books that you'd use as a booster seat, so you could see over the steering wheel during your driver's license exam.)



BOLD. DYNAMIC. MONOCHROME.

Those one-word sentences accurately describe the turkey sandwich Mr. Bessler had for lunch yesterday. There might have been a mozzarella cheese stick and apple slices on the side. I don’t know. Either way, this geriatric has the eating habits of a damn toddler.