Say hello, if necessary

Operators are standing-by, anxiously waiting to route your electronic mail message to Mr. Bessler’s AOL account.


    Your name. Or the name of your pet ferret. Whichever.


    Your Email.     Email addresses, pffft. What a fad.


    Your message.     Preferred format: Haiku verse.

     
    Indicate which of the following computers you currently own or plan to buy in the next 6 months: 

    Apple //e           I ownI plan to buy for Oregon Trail.
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MS-DOS              I ownI plan to buy. No, I'm not joking.
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Laser 128           I ownI plan to buy. I ♥ clones.
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Radio Shack TRS-80  I ownI plan to buy. I ♥ cassettes.
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Macintosh           I ownI plan to buy at Team Electronics.

    Above: Don't even bother. Mr. Bessler hasn't logged-in to these in years. I mean, leading with Flickr? FLICKR?? Good lord. However, he's quite proud of his recently-printed business cards that say "influencer", so don't tell him that eight Flickr followers isn't very good. People actually collect these things now, you know, crazy people, like this guy.